Hey America

Can you stop sucking Obama's dick for one minute please? I am really sick of seeing his face everywhere I turn. You know what, I get it. He's African-American. He's the President (Elect). Holy crap! A Black President! Get over yourselves, seriously.

I mean, shit, I voted for him (albeit begrudgingly) but seriously this has gone far enough. He's not going to change the rotational axis of Earth or anything even remotely prolific or profound! Even if he does, it's not going to happen overnight, or on the first day or even the first week in office. He is a man. Like me, like you (presumably), like George W. Bush. Pigmentation does not prevent a person from making poor decisions! So seriously guys, just cool it with all the hype. That's my two cents, and you can keep the change. Hurr durr.