Her: Josh hates me... I hate him
I wish I was married to you
Josh absolutely hates me. I'm gonna divorce him and then I want us to be a couple because we are more compatible.
Me: Only because I am a pushover. I am ok with our relationship now nothing more serious.
If we were a couple. I don't want marriage
Him: What makes you say that?
NM
Hey this is Josh, Nicole's husband, what's your problem?
Me: I don't know?
Him: Well I do. Why are you texting my wife right now? [10:51 pm]
Me: I was replying to messages from earlier didn't realize it was so late.
Him: I don't care what time it is. Why are you talking to her about relationships and what you would want if you were a couple.
Me: We were discussing relationships and had jokingly said we were compatible.
Him: Do you make a habit out of befriending married woman?
Me: No? We were just lab partners.
Him: Okay Well maybe you should find a gf and hang out with some guys
Me: She was actually helping me with that but i catch your drift. Cheers.
Him: There is a thin line between what is and what isn't appropriated concerning married women
Fin.
The offal of daily attrition: prime cuts, odds & ends
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