The offal of daily attrition: prime cuts, odds & ends

23.12.10

Ladies and Gentlemen, please return your seats to the full, upright position.

Her: Josh hates me... I hate him
I wish I was married to you
Josh absolutely hates me. I'm gonna divorce him and then I want us to be a couple because we are more compatible.

Me: Only because I am a pushover. I am ok with our relationship now nothing more serious.
If we were a couple. I don't want marriage

Him: What makes you say that?
NM
Hey this is Josh, Nicole's husband, what's your problem?

Me: I don't know?

Him: Well I do. Why are you texting my wife right now? [10:51 pm]

Me: I was replying to messages from earlier didn't realize it was so late.

Him: I don't care what time it is. Why are you talking to her about relationships and what you would want if you were a couple.

Me: We were discussing relationships and had jokingly said we were compatible.

Him: Do you make a habit out of befriending married woman?

Me: No? We were just lab partners.

Him: Okay Well maybe you should find a gf and hang out with some guys

Me: She was actually helping me with that but i catch your drift. Cheers.

Him: There is a thin line between what is and what isn't appropriated concerning married women

Fin.

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