Her: Merry Christmas!! I saw what Josh did on my phone when I was
asleep... I'm sorry...
Me: Ho ho ho
Her: Is that you're calling me???
Anyways I'm sorry for what he did....
Me: No I'm not. Don't apologize for him. I am in the wrong
Her: We both were
Me: Could have been much worse. Enjoy your holiday.
Let me say this- it took me back to 7th grade.
Her:Lol that's funny!!
Later that night
Her: Hey bud...It's Nicole
Me: Hi
Her: Oh not just bored.... what have you been up to?
When I saw that Josh had text you while I was asleep I was
pissed!!!
Me: To be fair I texted him. Wanted some butt love
Her: Haha... Yea you did. Luckily I deleted our entire
conversation tha night.. Thanks for having my back
Me: It was tough. I was worried.
Her: I felt so bad!! Cuz I woke up and picked up my phone and
noticed you texted me and then he started interrogating you... I
was very upset... Surprisingly, he wasn't mad which was odd...
FYI I don't regret anything we've done
Me: He wasn't? I was quaking in my boots. Guess I am a pussy
Her: No wasn't pissed at me or you... I guess he was trying to fin
our if we were doing stuff but when you didn't break he stopped
Me: Steadfast.
Her: What?
Were you really that scares?
Me: I was caught offguard and didn't know what to say. Kept making
drafts the one I sent still seemed risky
Her: No you were fine.... Sheesh I was scared
Me: Was worried for you
Her: Were still gonna hang right? we don't have to do other stuff
wink wink if you don't feel comfortable anymore...
I'll be ok with that.. Remember it's like smoking just set an end
date
Me: I'll let you know
Her: Let me no about our friendship or other stuff?
Me: Other. Think we can be friends.
Only if you accept you caused the holocaust
Her: Of course we can
Me: JK didn't know what to say
Her: Fuck For our friendship I accept full responsibility
Thai when I come back my treat for Josh is assholeness
Me: Totally not worth a million jews. Thats a lot of scientists
and comedians. I am in the wrong
Her: Not just you me too... Still my friend and you can't take
that away from me
Me: K Pal
Her: Good buddy... so I'm not coming back till tuestday so
wednesday treating you to Thai food
Me: Almost had Thai yesterday!
Had pita instead was disappointed
Her: Nope not without you
What did you get?
Me: I settled. Sijouk. Not exactly what I expected. Good not
great. My lasagna was bad friend.
Her: What??I though you said it was delicious!!! Very disappointed
in you Jk
Me: The sauce is! The pasta portion-meh
Her: Haha.. You're so funny!!
Good job on the sauce part
Me: It was a recipe. Not a god :(
Her: God you're my temptation
Jk
Me: Damnit! I got excited
Her: No but seriously you are, even though you don't want to be
Me: I just feel so inadequate so it feels ridiculous
Her: You shouldn't.
It's got to be because you've never been I'm this situation before
Me: No I have an inferiority complex
Her: I care a lot about you
Me: Thank you. I enjoy your company
Her: Good homeskillet.. Well its time for me to retire to my
chambers..
Me: Your guest quarters await
Her: Yea I miss ya... See ya next week... have a good night
Me: See ya then champ
Her: I love when you call me champ, ok later.
The offal of daily attrition: prime cuts, odds & ends
25.12.10
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