The offal of daily attrition: prime cuts, odds & ends

25.12.10

Her: Merry Christmas!! I saw what Josh did on my phone when I was

asleep... I'm sorry...

Me: Ho ho ho

Her: Is that you're calling me???
Anyways I'm sorry for what he did....

Me: No I'm not. Don't apologize for him. I am in the wrong

Her: We both were

Me: Could have been much worse. Enjoy your holiday.
Let me say this- it took me back to 7th grade.

Her:Lol that's funny!!

Later that night

Her: Hey bud...It's Nicole

Me: Hi

Her: Oh not just bored.... what have you been up to?
When I saw that Josh had text you while I was asleep I was

pissed!!!

Me: To be fair I texted him. Wanted some butt love

Her: Haha... Yea you did. Luckily I deleted our entire

conversation tha night.. Thanks for having my back

Me: It was tough. I was worried.

Her: I felt so bad!! Cuz I woke up and picked up my phone and

noticed you texted me and then he started interrogating you... I

was very upset... Surprisingly, he wasn't mad which was odd...
FYI I don't regret anything we've done

Me: He wasn't? I was quaking in my boots. Guess I am a pussy

Her: No wasn't pissed at me or you... I guess he was trying to fin

our if we were doing stuff but when you didn't break he stopped

Me: Steadfast.

Her: What?
Were you really that scares?

Me: I was caught offguard and didn't know what to say. Kept making

drafts the one I sent still seemed risky

Her: No you were fine.... Sheesh I was scared

Me: Was worried for you

Her: Were still gonna hang right? we don't have to do other stuff

wink wink if you don't feel comfortable anymore...
I'll be ok with that.. Remember it's like smoking just set an end

date

Me: I'll let you know

Her: Let me no about our friendship or other stuff?

Me: Other. Think we can be friends.
Only if you accept you caused the holocaust

Her: Of course we can

Me: JK didn't know what to say

Her: Fuck For our friendship I accept full responsibility
Thai when I come back my treat for Josh is assholeness

Me: Totally not worth a million jews. Thats a lot of scientists

and comedians. I am in the wrong

Her: Not just you me too... Still my friend and you can't take

that away from me

Me: K Pal

Her: Good buddy... so I'm not coming back till tuestday so

wednesday treating you to Thai food

Me: Almost had Thai yesterday!
Had pita instead was disappointed

Her: Nope not without you
What did you get?

Me: I settled. Sijouk. Not exactly what I expected. Good not

great. My lasagna was bad friend.

Her: What??I though you said it was delicious!!! Very disappointed

in you Jk

Me: The sauce is! The pasta portion-meh

Her: Haha.. You're so funny!!
Good job on the sauce part

Me: It was a recipe. Not a god :(

Her: God you're my temptation
Jk

Me: Damnit! I got excited

Her: No but seriously you are, even though you don't want to be

Me: I just feel so inadequate so it feels ridiculous

Her: You shouldn't.
It's got to be because you've never been I'm this situation before

Me: No I have an inferiority complex

Her: I care a lot about you

Me: Thank you. I enjoy your company

Her: Good homeskillet.. Well its time for me to retire to my

chambers..

Me: Your guest quarters await

Her: Yea I miss ya... See ya next week... have a good night

Me: See ya then champ

Her: I love when you call me champ, ok later.

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