I am a weiner.

Her: Hey
It's Nicole

Me: Hey
It's Buckley
You can be Luanne
What's up?

Her: Oh hush
Now I have to annoucne who u am because you might think it's Josh

Me: He can say he is you silly.

Her: Ok
Nothing ready to head back home
Ready for some more Thai Food

Me: So many compensatory flakes at the gym today


Her: So did you get everything you wanted for CHristmas?

Me: Nah nothing good
Her: Well what did you get?
Why do you say that?

Me: Ppl I had never seen before etc. All the ny resolution types
$200 at Macy's you'll love that!

Her: Yea I'm jealous I heart maces
Macy's

Me: Damn I was going to medieval and bludgeon you to death with my

mace

Her: Yea I've got like 20 pounds to lose in 5 months
Geez I don't think we can be friends after that

Me: Its possible if you find the discipline/motivation

Her: Yea I am I'm going to try really hard to do it. I know it's

going to be hard.

Me: Ok I'll get you a ma$e CD

Her: I don't like the singer mace. I'm not a homo. Sheesh.


Me: He had that one hit with puff daddy after biggie was offed

Her: which song was that?

Me: I'll be missing you I think? [Mo' Money, Mo' Problems.

Realeased posthumously]

Her: Oh really? I can't believe you knew that

Me: I am full of trivial knowledge. Weird al parodied the video

too.


Her: Yea. Your funny dude

Me: Probably explains a lot

Her: So your still going to be my motivator?

Me: "Do it faggot!"

Her: Geez don't kill me

Me: I am a pussy

Her: No you're not

Me: I am pretty sensitive
Just telling it like it is. not sure if it is bad/good. Just

acknowledging it.

Her: But it's sweet
I like that you're sensitive
Whatever

Me: Read zits if you have a newspaper
Reminds me of us

Her: So do you miss my company?

Me: Yea but to be fair I am not mad about my family
Oh hey! New TG today!

Her: Yea!
For sure family comes first

Me: Because they depend on me and I need to return all the favors.

but I don't enjoy their company. It's bidness.

Her: I read that comic strip that is us!! We can never tell what we mean
But you enjoy mine because I'm the Shiz...

Me: You make me smile

Her: Ur silly

Me: And teach me about myself

Her: I teach you about yourself?

Me: Yeah you make me more aware of what I really am

Her: Geez
I guess that's a goos thing?? Idk??

Me: Yes it's good. If it were bad I wouldn't do it
I'm very mental

Her: I know... Your smart.

Her: Hey do you have to take micro?

Me: If I want to
I probably will so I can complain like everyone else

Her: You should take it with me!!! Yay for Nicole and ----!

Me: Team us!

Her: Yay!

Me: I found a cool grocer in Fallbrook [Major Market]

Her: Oh really you'll have to take me there

Me: We Will make lasagna. I want to get it right

Her: Yea wehn I come back let's make lasagna together!

Me: Jess!

Her: K my lil cooking buddy
I
Miss
You

Me: Hugs

Her: and kisses

Me: I suppose
At least I can hug with some degree of competency

Her: Yes you cam and kiss

Me: My kisses are like an assault

Her: There very sweet

Me: No you are sweet

Her: Awww thanks

Her: Hey

Me: Hey there

Her: What you doing

Me: Counting and rolling coins

Her: God you're so cool!

Me: That is what I keep telling you! Oh the exciting life of the

domestic jew.

Her: Ur so cute

Me: Omg! 7 series wagon on ebay

Her: BUy ot
It
Hey buy it so you can take me for a ride in it

Me: Such fucking ballers

Her: Sooooooooo
Are you going to buy it?

Me: It is 1 of 2 made prolly too rich for my blood

Her: Awe but you would look so cute driving it

Me: Just going to get an e28 M5 and hoon nuts

Her: Thats hot! Are you going to drive me around
Talk to me I'm so bored
Gotta go