Her: Hey are you up?

Me: Yea

Her: So I'm coming home tomorrow!!!

Me: On a greyhound?
Sorry. Can't let you see me this fat.

Her: No Were driving back?? Who rides the greyhound anymore?

Me: People...
I've had 33% of the apple pie and om nom nom a few -gasp- libras

de carne asada. I have jiggles now.

Her: Youre not fat!!! but I miss my ---- I have to see you!!
So how is it now that your sister is back home with you and your

mama?
Oh please ---- your skinny
Josh has boobs now
Well at least kind of...

Me: Just wait! Haha portly lad. My josh is 250 now grossed me out.

He has a good 9 inches on me too. I must have been repulsive.


Her: Haha! Well I hope he doesn't get like that I've never ever

been with an overweight guy before...

Me: He is overweight. Not obese. Let's kick our asses champ. This

sage once said do or do not there is no try.

Her: Yeah I'm like super serious about losing 25 pounds byu June.

It's going tobe dough but going to try to not give up
Ok.. I'm reading let's work out till we puke!!!

Me: At least once :D

Her: K

Me: Found some funny kid ---- stuff while moving

Her: Ok I'm going to be super moto like i was in the marine

corps... that means I am going to be a complete cunt

Me: Super moto is sick we should go to a race!

Her: Umm k

Me: Haha gotcha

Her: What kind of stuff did you find?

Me: An insightful diary from 1st grade

Her: You got me huh? Aww Does it talk about your first sweetheart

Me: No!
I'm crashing out. Ni-zzz...

Her: OK go to sleep