Her: I was thinking we could meet saturday afternoon if that is convenient for you. Let me know....

Me: Yeah, that's fine. Would you care to join me for lunch or dinner?

Her: Sure.... We could go to lunch...

Me: Where would you like to go?

Her: The thai place

Me: Score!

Her: Yea I know I always pick the most awesome places to eat!

Me: Hey now!
This one was Yelp. :)
Not to discredit Pacific Pita (That's stock photography, the food
never looks like that.) and sexy Sergio.

Her: Agh.. Fine
Dang.. you could ruin a wet dream. Just kidding :)

Me: Wait, what? Wet dream?


Her: Nevermind... It was just a JK... Don't overwork your brain trying to understand it! Lol *

Me: Let's reel it in with the insults.
Me and Sergio making out on top of a pita should be enough to bring any woman to climax.

Her: Um... No . That my friend is just disturbing.

Me: You're missing out.
I would fucking rub myself raw on his stubble and lube up with hummus before taking his soujouk sausage.

Her: Yea that fucking gross.

Me: You know he's fucking hot!

Her: Not really.... Not my type

Me: How can you deny the tour de force that is Sergio? He's the ideal of the man!
He's so suave and sexy, that I'd beat to it. Like him carving some shawarama in the buff...
I'll be right back.

Her: Yea none of that appeals to me.. Maybe I'm just a weirdo.

Me: I'm pretty sure it's been scientifically determined that women aren't visual.

Her: Idk
I tend to like guys that have good looks......

Me: Sergio has good looks. He's a fucking ace!
If he ditched his kid, he could be my wing man.

Her: Sure... I guess I've though about movies I've seen while having sex... And idk about him being a wingman
I'm really surprised you're talking to me.....and Homestly I don't know why.

Me: So you want me to stop?

Her: No.... I was just surprised..... Sorry, if that sounded rude.

Me: I am miffed!

Her: What? I'm not smart you have to break shit down for me to understand what your talking about! Lol

Me: Oh, I will. That's what I have planned for Saturday.

Her: I already know what you want....... And im fine with that.

Me: Good, because you're going to get an ear full.

Her: If you think I'm going to try anything with you, I'm not...

Me: Fine, more Chicken Panang for me.

Her: Has anyone ever told you you're ridiculous?

Me: I've heard rumblings...

Her: K
Jersey shore comes on tonight and I'm super excited.......

Me: I just realized, I have plans Saturday.

Her: Ok.... Not hurting my feelings.

Me: How is that even possible?

Her: Never mind.... Do you really have plans Saturday? Because kristi and I are going to see blackswan sometime in the afternoon. Or evening.

Me: You do what you need to do. I am going to sit on this bombshell.

Her: We can still have lunch and talk geez it's not going to be until the evening anyways...relax

Me: Not sure it's worth it, since our friendship obviously meant more to me than it did to you.

Nicole's new status message - Josh & Nickle Pickle!! 7:24 PM
Nicole's new status message - Fuck...... 7:38 PM
Nicole's new status message - Fuck.... Our somg 7:39 PM
Nicole: Hi......
me: hi
Nicole: What's up?
me: Thinking.
You?
Nicole: Nothing.
Listening to music
me: Were you being serious or just trying to be tough?
Nicole: What are you talking about
Ashes says hi
me: "Ok.... Not hurting my feelings."
Nicole: I mean I'm not sad.....
It's not that big of a deal if you have plans.
me: I don't. I was pulling your leg.
Nicole: Oh ok.
me: Trying to give you shit for liking Jersey Shore then you came out with claws.
Nicole: No I didn't.
You just think that
me: How is that supposed to be interpreted?
Not hurting my feelings.
That comes off pretty cold.
Nicole: Well, I apologize.
Sent at 9:04 PM on Thursday
me: You see your movie or whatever, I think I need to go to the ER and get the sand removed from my vagina.
The chaffing between labia minora and majora... Yeesh.
Nicole: You're silly:)
that's sick
So how are things going?
me: I don't know.
I've been working through a lot of stuff.
Nicole: Like?
me: The dissolution of our friendship.
Nicole: Yea.... Pretty shitty.....
Sent at 9:08 PM on Thursday
me: Yeah, I don't know what to do.
Sent at 9:09 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Me neither. I've just been planning my trip.... Going to be in Greece for a month. We are renting an apartment.
It's been taking my mind off of things.
I got so used to talking to you and hanging out with I realized I
Had been neglecting Josh and that's sad because he is my husband. So we really need this trip to get away and be together.
Sent at 9:12 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Where did you go?
me: No where.
Nicole: Were you thinking
me: Yes
Nicole: Do you not want to talk to me?
me: I don't mind
Nicole: Are you sad?
me: It comes and goes, but not really.
Nicole: Don't be... Because I'm a piece of shit.
Sent at 9:15 PM on Thursday
me: So I was Andy Samberg?
Nicole: Unfortunately, Josh is stuck with me
me: Having sex with a pile of manure?
Not really. CA is a no fault state.
Nicole: Lol. I guess so
Sent at 9:18 PM on Thursday
Nicole: I cant believe how used to being around you I got.
I'm home everyday and its boring.
me: Life is what we make of it.
Nicole: I guess
Sent at 9:21 PM on Thursday
Nicole: So
Whats up?
me: I don't know anymore.
Do you have time?
Nicole: Yea
I always have time for you....
me: Alright, well.
Sent at 9:26 PM on Thursday
me: I would have much rather done this in person, because I thought our friendship deserved that respect, but this is probably for the best.
Nicole: I don't see anything.
Sent at 9:30 PM on Thursday
me: I would have much rather done this in person, because I thought our friendship deserved that respect, but this is probably for the best.
Sent at 9:32 PM on Thursday
Nicole: I dont know what you sent me because I can't see it
me: Now?
Nicole: Nope
Did you send it to my email
me: No
Nicole: I got nothing
me: I was typing in the chat window.
Nicole: K
Sent at 9:35 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Well I don't know what You were trying to tell me cuz I got nothing.. Can you resend it to my email
me: I've only sent one sentence?
Nicole: Yea I got that
So what were you trying to rell
Tell me
Sent at 9:38 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Waiting......
Sent at 9:39 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Jersey shore starts soon yay!
Sent at 9:42 PM on Thursday
Nicole: I gotta get going
me: good bye.
Nicole: Well wait..... Were you going to tell me what you had say
me: I was working on it.
Nicole: And were we still going to meet saturday
Ok I'll wait ok till youre finished
Sent at 9:45 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Buddy are you still there
me: yea
Sent at 9:57 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Are you still there
Kk
Sent at 9:58 PM on Thursday
Nicole: I'm sorry if I've upset you... Seriously....
me: You haven't.
Sent at 10:01 PM on Thursday
Nicole: You still wanted to hang saturdAy right
me: I don't know, probably better if we didn't.
Nicole: Why? What the he'll ha
Ha
Fuck damn ipad
What happened
Fine then.... That so fucking lame
Sent at 10:03 PM on Thursday
me: it's up to you
Nicole: I want too
me: ok
Nicole: K
Sent at 10:05 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Were you still writing me a novel? :)
me: yes
Nicole: K. Thaa
Thanks
Sent at 10:08 PM on Thursday
Nicole: God I hope I'm not depressed after this
Sent at 10:16 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Were you going to send it on my email?
me: no
Sent at 10:24 PM on Thursday
Nicole: K
me: It's going to take time, I guess I'll just read it aloud Saturday
Sent at 10:26 PM on Thursday
Nicole: Ok... So don't make me cry...
I won't be pleased... I'll ttyl
me: I can't promise that
And that's not even my intent.
Nicole: Ok.... I was kidding bud
me: Budd Dwyer.
Nicole: No you silly
Duh
Nicole: I'll wait till Saturday kl
me: ok
Nicole: Later,homie
Our friendship means so much to me... I really do miss you and our
crazy shenanigans



*worth noting: Signature in the e-mail footer was added and read "Nicole Maiden Name (Married Name BLAH)"