Her: Hey.... [1325]
Hey I can meet I'm a little bit if that's ok with you [1420]
Me: Ok when? Where? [1420]
Her:330... [1425]
Di you want to come out here....[1425]
Me: Yeah I sure wanted to die today [1426]
Her: Wait....meet me in menifee because I want to go to famous footwear to look at some shoes is that alright? [1426]
Me: Yeah thats good [1427]
Her: ok... [1428]
Me: why the ellipsis? You are bumming me out. [1429]
Her: I just put that I didn't mean anything by it... You shouldn't feel bummed I have so much to tell you.. And it's all good...[1431]
Me: Everything's coming up Milhouse! [1435]
Her: Sorry [1438]
I'm going to leave my house now [1453]

[In person discussion where she divulges that she revealed to her husband that she has feelings for me and he granted her space to figure out what she wants. Go back to my mother's house and talk through my concerns/objections. Sex.]

Her: Hey [1817]
Hi [1819]
Her: Sorry I guess I should have said hey. I miss you [1822]
Or was it "Hi miss you"? OH! [1823]
Her: Haha that's pretty funny. I'm tired...:) [1824]
Are you saying I need to step up my game? :P [1828]
Her: No...[1831]
Just playing with you [1832]
Her: No it was really good and you made me cum [1832]
Her: I know. I'm just listening to daft punk [1833]
Her: Something about us [1833]
We're like zz top. [1840]
Her: Lol.[1842]
Gave you all my lovin, all my hugs and kisses too [1843]
Her: I think we shouldnt have sex so much [1843]
Her: Agree? [1843]
K [1844]
Her: Good [1846]
Good call [1847]
Her: I just don't want to always be about sex whenever were together. [1847]
Her: Thank you [1850]
Ill just rape ya! ;) [1854]
Her: K [1857]
He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said let's get it on [1859]
Her: Hahaha..... I am so not a raper! [1900]
Her: I'm happy again because I have you back.... And you're all mine! [1909]
I'm a free agent! [1914]
Her: Geez fine [1916]
I get sooo much pull y'know. [1917]
Basically had to club me and drag me back to your cave [1918]
Her: I don't think so... You're the best [1919]
Her: So does this mean were kind of seeing eachother? [1923]
Your foot's in the door [1924]
Her: Huh? [1928]
We've been seeing each other, dude [1929]
Her: Oh [1931]
No? [1932]
Her: You're right [1933]
Do you want a date? [1934]
Her: IDK? I mean if that's something that you want. I would like to... [1938]
We can go to the Norton Simon [1938]
Her: WhAt? [1941]
Art Museum [1943]
In Pasadena... What are your interests? [1945]
Her: I like anything [1946]
Her: I'm not to picky [1947]
Well I don't want to push myself on you [1952]
Her: Your not [1957]
K. Just seems like it. Art & turducken... [1958]
Her: NO not even. Trust me I would let you know [2003]
K. Im online [2004]
Her: Ok I'll get on in a little bit talking with kristi [2010]
No rush [2010]
Her: Ok [2013]

Nicole: Hi
me: howdy
Nicole: Nothing was hanging with kristi
And allison
me: You can't talk to a baby
You baby whisperer.
Nicole: Maybe?
Sent at 8:41 PM on Monday
me: ok
Nicole: I'm nit
Not
me: Baby talker
Nicole: So are you happy?
Sent at 8:43 PM on Monday
me: I am full
Yes, I am happy to have a friend
Just weary
Nicole: Why?
me: I still don't know about your marriage and all
So we're just like dating now while you decide?
Sent at 8:46 PM on Monday
Nicole: Yea, I think I hate Josh...
me: You don't hate him
You just grew apart or something
Nicole: I don't ever want to have sex with him. I don't like him kissing me
me: Well it's because he knows what he's doing, obviously
Hahah
Nicole: I'm happy were separated..... So freaking happy
Sent at 8:49 PM on Monday
me: k
So what are your interests?
Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Kelly Ripa, and shoes
That's aboujt it
so far as I know about nicole
Nicole: I like going to the beach... Especially Dana point. I like reading a lot
I have very expensive tastes
Taste.
I like working out
Shoes
Shopping at target
And hanging out with you
me: What's so good about target
?
Sent at 8:53 PM on Monday
Nicole: They have cute stuff there..
I found those shoes for 41.99 but they don't have my size
me: cut your toes off!
Easy solution
Don't forget to use the cigarette lighter from your car to cauterize the wound
Sent at 8:56 PM on Monday
Nicole: There too big.. They only had a size 13. What women wears a size 13?
me: The clown women
Clown women need love too Nicole
I aim to fulfill that task when you break my heart.
Sent at 8:58 PM on Monday
Nicole: I'm not going to break your heart.
But you've broken mine a couple of times
me: Like it's not mutual
I cried
jerkface.
I was like baaaaaw
I have no friend
and then I was like oh shit it's 2011
Next year will be 2012 my friend will have been dead for 10 years and cried about that.
Nicole did not receive your chat.
Nicole: It logged me off
me: Like it's not mutual
I cried
jerkface.
I was like baaaaaw
I have no friend
and then I was like oh shit it's 2011
Next year will be 2012 my friend will have been dead for 10 years and cried about that.
Nicole: Sorry
me: es okay
it happens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QKliYRmSv4
Ben Folds "Gone" music video
Nicole: I know it's sucky
me: that's what I listened to a lot of.
Nicole: It'll be a year in may since Cristina passed away.
Sent at 9:03 PM on Monday
me: I am not implying it's a coincidence, because I am sure it happens all the time, but we both lost our bffs in car accidents.
Sent at 9:05 PM on Monday
Nicole: I'm sorry
I made you feel sad
Be right back gotta pee.
me: twins
I just went without warning you
Sent at 9:07 PM on Monday
Nicole: I went to the bathroom
me: You can take the ipad
it's portable
Hahah
Nicole: I didn't piss myself
me: Yeah I forgot to discuss that
Nicole: That's weird
me: I pee myself frequently.
Nicole: Eew
me: i wear adult diapers
Nicole: No you don't
I know
me: Hhaha
Yeah
No fooling you
Nicole: Nope
me: You saw my birthday suit. :((
Nicole: I'm glad I saw you today
You've seen mine
I'm very self conscious.
me: I lack night vision
I'll buy some surplus NVGs
Nicole: What?
me: so I can make love to you
hahah
Nicole: You'll have no depth perception.
Sent at 9:12 PM on Monday
Nicole: They give you headaches
me: never used them
Nicole: They gave me headaches
So what's up?
me: I stole Jake's homework
He has to do a country report
And I planted Italy
So I am just covering it with Ferraris and Ducatis
Nicole: Haha
me: Maybe a photo of Valentino Rossi and Mussolini for good measure.
Nicole: Youre so fucked up
But funny
me: ;)
I just say it to get a rise out of you
Nicole: Hey
If I leave for like 2 seconds it kicks me off
me: because you are switching apps or its just buggy?
Nicole: I'm switching apps
Like looking at stuff online
Sent at 9:19 PM on Monday
Nicole: Whenever I'm around you I feel like a teenage girl
I get giggly and shy.
me: http://nortonsimon.org/
That'll pass
My schtick will probably get trite one day
Nicole: Haha
That place seems cool
me: It's pretty nice.
Nicole: I've never heard of it
me: Have you heard of the Getty?
Nicole: Yes
me: LACMA?
Nicole: Huh?
Haha... Sorry
me: Los Angeles County Museum of Art
Nicole: Never been there
me: http://lacma.org/
You are in for some fun
if you want to art fag it up with me.
Nicole: K
Woohoo
me: http://lacma.org/art/ExhibFashioningFashion.aspx
May be something you're interested in Ms. Expensive taste
but I loves me some target
What do you know
Target provides free admission on mondays
Nicole: Yea
Haha that's cool
So what do you want to know about me?
me: Your favorite NWA song
The last time you did a burn out
How old were you when you stopped using a night light
When you accepted my insanity?
Nicole: 1. I don't have a fav. NWA song
me: I don't know, there's nothing concrete.
I was just dicking off
by the way
Amazon is having a sale of fitness things for all the NY resolution flakes
And kitchen scales are included if you wanted to order one
Nicole: Are you making fun of me
me: Or we could go to great news in PB and go look around.
No?
I just think NY people are goofy
Nicole: I'll have to check it out.
me: You've been talking about this for a long time, I am nto calling you a flake.
Greece just gave you a deadline or something to work toward
Nicole: Gee... Tha ms
Thanks
me: And you kept postponing it or whatever, just one fix
Nicole: Huh
I just want to be hot again.
me: Fuck yeah bro
HAhah
Pretty awesome goal
Nicole: What?
I'm just being a jerkoff
So, are you like my boyfriend?
me: I am whatever you want me to be
Clearly, I don't understand borders.
Nicole: Haha
You're my boyfriend
Sent at 9:34 PM on Monday
Nicole: Only if you want to be
me: When I make this face, that's when You'll know I've had enough
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs3r6VV0CaYkvIWKBBun8SJM9ye1xsTq9xRTB_-6RgzhxPchS4xMTcZz_4eU8QDQIYpLfj-dhgBI7A5hw9D3sT4-e437vQhUKqBEoKGMoOWjbid37Aw68aLkyRuY-8RmDhjOhx2K8sGU0/s1600/PIC0203VN0092.jpg
Nicole: You're very silly
But ok
me: Porshe is a product of which country?
Nicole: Italy?
me: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
Deutschland.
Germany
Nicole: That was my second guess
Sorry
me: Reanna was like why Ferrari why not Porsche, I wanted to slap her
Nicole: I'm sorry
me: But now you will bear her beating and yours for nothing knowing trivial knowledge
not.
not knowing.
What's in Dana Point?
That's so special?
Nicole: Tide pools
me: Ah
Nicole: Yea pretty sweet!
Sent at 9:40 PM on Monday
Nicole: Where arevyou?
me: i am in my room?
Nicole: Well duh?
me: Haha
http://www.myviewsandreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Mona-Lisa.jpg
Is where I am currently on the web
Nicole: Why?
me: gathering italian icons
Nicole: Ooh
me: Rossi, da Vinci, Mussolini.
I'm on a roll
Nicole: You're my BF now...
me: He's going to be the star of kindergarten
Nicole: You're cute!
me: Wait for it...
Nicole: K
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO0wew2sBZY#t=0m01s
Step Brothers - Did We Just Become Best Friends?
Nicole: Haha
My favorite part
me: When would you like to go on a date little lady?
Nicole: But you're also my boyfriend...
Yea... When?
me: I'm available whenever, obviously.
You're the one with a life apparently.
Nicole: Yea.. True
Monday?
me: Ok
Sent at 9:49 PM on Monday
me: Sounds good.
I am going to go to bed though
Have a good night's rest, was nice to see you today
Sent at 9:52 PM on Monday
Nicole: Thanks let's hang again thrusday and Friday
me: K
Nicole: Love you
me: Love ya too champ
Nicole: K.. Bye