I am uncertain if life mimics art or art mimics life, but I certainly feel that my time on this earth has been a composite of The Jerk, The 40-Year Old Virgin, and Step Brothers. Not that I am funny or that life is that funny (but it certainly has it's moments, more or less depending on your temperament). Mainly that I am a wildly awkward idiot staggering through life relying on the charity of others.