A series of bad decisions.

Coming home I a turn spiritedly despite acknowledging a sheriff (and dismissing him because he was headed straight thinking I wouldn't attract his attention). To my dismay my maneuver got his attention and I see him behind me nearly immediately, I head for the curb, and he blips the lights I kill the engine and pull the keys.
No license.
Then he precedes to ask me why I took the corner so fast.
I wasn't going fast
That wasn't fast?!
I don't think so.

Uhh, yeah. I kept digging my gave.
Anyway guy gives me a ticket and sends me on my way.
I go to start the car, it won't turn over.
I left the lights on and killed the battery while all this was going on.
AWESOME!